Old Milk Funny Birthday Card

“I’m not saying you’re old, but if you were milk I’d sniff you first” Birthday Card — a hilariously cheeky card from the dog who sniffs the milk! Perfect for your best friend who loves humor and cute illustrations, this card is sure to bring laughter on their special day.

• Handmade Quality: 100% handmade in California, USA with original artwork.

• Premium Materials: Boutique A2 size (4.25” x 5.5”), blank inside, printed on heavyweight FSC-certified paper.

• Eco-Friendly & Thoughtful: Matching envelope included, clear cello packaging, with a plastic-free option available.

• Unique & Original: Not sold on Amazon or big box stores, making it a truly one-of-a-kind birthday card.

Give your friend a laugh with a card that’s as playful and memorable as your friendship!